Sherlock Holmes and Outer Darkness...

Though this memory will forever give me nightmares, Im sure it will bring great laughter to you all, so I shall proceed to write about it. But if I start virtually hyperventilating and reaching out for something plushy, its not my fault...Anyhow...Me and my three partners in crime, being the studious children that we are, decided to go listen to a debate in the capital...for extra credit, of course. (What? Did you think that we would willingly put ourselves through that torture for no reason!? Ya right! I'd rather have all the happiness sucked out of my life by a Dementor... and then Harry will save me and then we'll get married and take over Hogwarts and-oops, can't share that with you, or it will defeat the purpose of having a journal...so...awkward...I'll continue with the story...) We suffered through the debate and proceeded to exit the building.  Now, picture this action: an EXTREMELY creepy old man with like, two teeth and some crazy eyes dressed up as Sherlock Holmes! I was expecting to see Watson show up any second. So we see this man enthusiastically chatting with some very bewildered people, and pick up our pace, trying to get out of there without runnin' into the crazy. My mother always told me she had eyes in the back of her head, and I don't think that was a joke, because that man had to have spyed us with his! He whipped around and approached us demanding to know what we were doing in there. The poor chaps he had previously been talking to saw him distracted and quickly escaped, and we would have as well except, Michael (who is OOBER friendly and loves all of God's children...no mad how odd...and ..ahem...eccentric they may seem) greeted him and engaged us in reluctant conversation.  This is how the conversation went(no joke) : The creepy man started ranting about government, then lecturing us about history, then somehow turned it into women's rights, then out of nowhere "shabammed" us into religion!! He whips out a Geneva Bible and waves it in our faces saying that, "that King James doesn't know what he's talking about!!" Then, Ashley, who must have been reading all our minds that day faced his two teeth and crazy eyes and said, : Listen! Were Mormons and aren't interested in hearing anymore about your religion, plus, it's really cold out here, so were going to go now!" (Ashley, please correct me if I botched that up!) We quickly turned and started hastily walking away, congratulating Ashley as we went.  As we were walking away we heard the following message : " YOU"LL BE WARMER IN OUTER DARKNESS!!!!".....and then: "God Bless!"  Now, I don't know about you, but that was a pretty traumitizing experience. Everytime I watch Sherlock Holmes I shudder! But anywho, I hoped you got a kick out of it because we sure did, and if I ever see that man I'm going to march right up to him, look him right in the crazy eyes and say: "See ya in outer darkness sherlock! Don't forget your swimming suit!...oh wait! Scratch that, I DO NOT want to see that man in spedo's....and with that unpleasant vision in mind, I bid you farewell...
Awkwardly,
Sydnee...

Charley VII

So the other day I decided hat my living room needed something to spice it up...cause it was looking kinda plain. So I decided to go buy a fish...its a Betta...I named him Charley...the 7th...he of course being the 7th Betta I have had. The first one I got when I was about 8. And Charley the 6th I got for Christmas from Sydnee. Each Charley lived for a couple of years at least so I am hoping Charley the 7th will too.

Scarred for Life!!!!

Sooo this weekend I went with my roommate to her dad's house for the Labor day weekend. It's in the redneck state of Wyoming. So this morning we went to a ligament Rendezvous (you know like where the mountain men, fur trappers, and Indians come to sell/trade their goods). It was really quite interesting. A lot of people there were dressed up like they did in the old days. There were a bunch of girls in the big pretty dresses and bonnets. Men wearing Indian outfits some dressed like mountain men. I was walking around looking at everyone dressed up thinking it was all kinda cool. I felt like I was back in the old days kinda having fun. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere I see a guy walking around wearing a loin cloth!!! It was crazy! That was one image I never wanted to see! I was thinking to myself who would walk around wearing that? That's nasty! A few minutes later I see another man wearing a loin cloth only this one was half the size of the other! It was tiny! No pants no shirt just a loin cloth! I am scarred for life! That is something I did not expect to see. The majority of the people there were just normal people who just dress up to come to this thing. So why would anybody even think "Hey I think I am going to wear my green poka-doted loin cloth today"? (No joke it was actually green poka-doted!) What do their wifes think? They are probably single. If they weren't before they wore that I am sure they are now cause I don't know anyone who thinks loin cloths are attractive (except Jane who likes Tarzan....but now Jane is insane!) It was sooo nasty!!!

ADVENTURE NUMERO...ummmm...TWO!!

Alrighty, shall we continue?? Let me ponder a moment...what was our next adventure...oh! My pondering paid off! Heres a good one. Ashley, Lizzi, and Michael were hanging out one day and decided that we needed to do somethinh BIG before little mikey left to preach the Gospel in faraway lands with other good looking young men wearing stylish ties....I mustve been in Narnia because I missed the whole brainstorming "shin-dig" they were having. Anyways, they came to the decision that we must take a magical trip(and magical as we disussed last time is one step above fantistic, so this was a pretty big day!)into the wilderness where we would brave swift rivers, deadly reptiles, and treacherous porta-potties!! We then started our preperation and in no time flat were ready to depart on our journey. A journey that would seperate the jedi's from the dark side, the wizards from the muggles, and the girls fromm the women...oh,and michael...After setting up the camper and such, we prepared for some fun. Our plans were to: eat, canoe, eat, canoe, eat, play cards, eat some more, and make an epic scary movie...oh and we musn't forget to eat. So the trip was so far a success, and by success i mean that no one had been eaten by a bear or started a forest fire! After a quick trip to the terrifying potties of doom we got in our PJs and sat around the fire for some scary stories and roasted starbursts. It wasn't long before we started freaking ourselves out, and we decided to head for the safety of the camper. I, being scared of EVERYTHING screamed hysterically and in turn scared the crap out of michael who started screaming and like a gentleman, pushed me down to get through the camper door. We then huddled in the camper and scared ourselves to the point of insanity and preceeded to try an attempt at thinking happy thoughts. I tryed humming my favorite hymn, but it brought back memories of primary and i was shaking all over again! Michael insisted on sleeping on the other side of the camper so we wouldnt be scared(but he was really just too much of a baby to sleep in his little tent alone!) anywho, other than that the trip was great! We made a scary movie by the woods("by" not "in"...) and mikey was peed on by a frog...good times! So if your ever looking for a way to spice up your next camping trip, give us a call, were very entertaining. But NO SCARY STORIES!!! oh and by the by, wolverines are real...the animal, not the mutated man...
Cordially,
Sydnee.

ESCAPADE NUMERO UNO!!

Alrighty now, i guess since i informed everyone that we were going to be sharing our adventures with everyone...we should actually do that...so heres adventure number one!! This was probably the best memory in S(sydnee)L(lizzi)A(ashley)M(michael) history!(clever acronym yes?? kudos to ashley's brain!) Anywho, once upon a time, we were all sitting around thinking about our empty tummies. We all decided that donuts sounded great, so we decided to go out and get some. For future reference, me and comrades take the phrase, "go big or go home" very seriously. And since all that was waiting at home was chores and the ever impending sense of boredom we decided to make this field trip to the donut shop a HOLIDAY(not every group of mindless teenagers can simply make up their own holiday, so this is kind of  a big deal...) known as (drum roll) DONUT DAY!!! ya....we weren't feeling very creative that day...So we grabbed our wallets and headed to the donut shop. We discovered many a thing there: 1.I LOVE giant maple bars, 2.they do in fact, have giant maple bars, and 3.the giant maple bars that i so love are fetching expensive! SO, we decided to rebel and make a SUPER FANTASTIC FREE HOLIDAY!! And as we all know, fantastic is just one step closer to magical so this was a VERY big day. The holdiay would be forever known as  WAFFLE WEDNESDAY!!!(insert angels hallelujah chorus..) It turned out to be the most epic holiday in holiday history! So from then on, every wednesday we would get together at someones house and make princess waffles(though i always found that they tasted better when i shoved my fork through cinderella's face and let prince charming dwell on my waffle alone...what can i say? cinderella is kind of a self centered butthead. That innocence act is all just a big facade! but i digress...) Well...I guess that's it then. Sooooo....i guess....go eat some waffles....preferably princess. (minus cinderella.) Come on people, it is a holiday, afterall!

Clutzy!

Sooo the other day when I went to Winco to go get me some amazing chocolate covered gummy bears that are soooo scrumptious.  When I got home I was trying to get out of the car and I tripped over the seat belt. Don't ask how that happens.  I totally biffed it and fell out of the car!  I was laughing sooo hard!  All my roommates and everyone were like "Are you ok?"  I was laughing so hard I couldn't answer!  After I was finally able to compose myself I started walking to the apartment and I looked down and there was blood all over knee on my pants!  I looked at my knee and it was all cut up and gushing out blood.  It didn't really hurt but it was freakin halarious!!!! I guess I can now add a seat belt to the list of things I have tripped over including dishwashers, doors, carpet, fishing line and my own toe!  I am such a Clutz!  


~Ashley~

The Beginning...Epic, right??

ssssoooooo......I guess this is the start of our blog! Yep, thats right, I said "our". Me and my partner in crime, Ashley were reminiscing about the fun adventures we have been on with our crazy friends, Michael, and Lizzi and came to the conclusion that they needed to be shared with the world! You see, were not ordinary teenagers when it comes to activities...our brains for some strange reason prefer to think, not just outside the box, but outside all the other boring shapes as well.  Life in lame-ville can get a a tad bit (how ever much a tad is...) boring. So, to save our sanity, or whats left of it anyhow, we think up some interesting activities. So, with that crap out of the way, strap on your seatbelt and grab your light saber, cause were about to get SLAMMING!!